Yum! Crawfish and "Hot Chinese lunch food!" Tantalizing.

I love resourceful I-talian panthers! This fallen star has taken her showtunes talents out of Reno and into the least successful real estate market in the country.

Why do black people businesses have more neat-o signs than us? Oh yeah, because white people name everything with one-syllable words. We're so gay.


Anyhoo, here's my favorite sign of all time:

Upcoming entries:

The Virgins Tour pics
Socializing with Aviva (one week with me in New York)
Ex-Boyfriend Party! (yes, you will meet them all)

Thanks to everyone who has been emailing me advice questions. Keep them coming! Also, send me your Dealbreakers.