The pal-o-meter


I saw a pic of you and blah blah blah on the internets. Were you guys touching special areas that night cause I intend to offer him my magical spots when I go to LA but if you two are already making rad babies I will not be so rude and presumptuous. SOOO don't care if you are, just don't want to step on the friendship god's toes. Please confirm and verify for my vagina's mental rolodex.


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