Q: WHAT DO THESE THINGS HAVE IN COMMON?

by Ramona Sidlo

1. RATS ON FIRST AVE THAT YOU ALMOST RUN OVER ON YOUR BIKE

2. ART HAGS WHO LOOK LIKE GOATS AND PICK THEIR NOSES AT THE FISH

3. WARM RED BULL

4. DRACULA

5. DELAYS AT THE AIRPORT

6. DUSTBUSTERS

7. LOSING YOUR BLACKBERRY AND/OR WHEN PEOPLE SAY SOMEONE'S BLOWING ME UP ABOUT THEIR BLACKBERRY GET OVER IT

8. LEECHES

9. LORD OF THE RINGS/THE HOBBIT THING/HARRY POTTER CRAZE

10. MY EX BOYFRIEND

A: THINGS THAT SUCK