THINGS GIRLS SAY ABOUT OTHER GIRLS BEHIND THEIR BACKS

by Ramona Sidlo and Aviva Yael


1. TALKING TO THAT ART HAG IS WORSE THAN WATCHING BUM SEX

2. SHE HAS RED LIPSTICK ALL OVER HER TEETH AND FACE AND SHES A WEE TAD CROSSED IN THE EYES

3. JESUS CHRIST HER HAIR IS A WASPS NEST

4. EW WHAT A GRUB SHE PROBABLY HAS BOOGERS AND DIRTY FINGERNAILS

5. SHE'S PIGPEN FROM THE PEANUTS

6. BARF HER SKIN LOOKS LIKE CORDUROY

7. SHE TALKS LIKE SHE WAS RAISED IN A CASINO

8. DOES SHE HAVE FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME

9. HER BREATHE SMELLS LIKE A 5000 YEAR OLD CHINATOWN DOG'S ASSHOLE IN JUNE

10. WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS SMELL LIKE A BOLOGNA SANDWICH


Bye bitches!