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Dear Elizabeth,

Can't wait for your Gossip Girl recap post tonight! Just wanted to let you know that

I AGREE that D Humphs is completely undateable, not just because he is annoying, but because he is a walking vagina. I don't get it. Speaking of Dan, why is his self-righteous ex best friends with his lame 90s dad? (Did you catch her epic zinger when she called bitchyface Penelope a 'sad Blair wannabe'? That ruled the werldz!!)

I DO NOT AGREE with you regarding Runaway Jenny's hair. I like the badger eyes and slutty shag, no matter how totally Williamsburg-chop-block-cut-that-everyone-at-Shout-had-and-then-it-ended-up-in-a-Levi's-commercial-five-years-ago it is. But good call on the dealbreaker dress from last episode! I saw it at Forever Topic. It was frakin ridics. Toodles!

x o x o

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