You ever get around to fingering any of them?



Did you die yet? I hope you're dead. Cause I died 350 times after I watched this.

Here's a little anecdote: Last week I was at a show and John Hamm was there hanging out with Fred Armisen and some other SNL dudes (he recently hosted the show incase you don't watch). Anyhow, I totally did one of those oops-my-boobs-just-have-to-squeeze-past-ya-scuse-me moves and I got a good, close look into his kryptonite face. Let me tell you, it is in-fucking-sane. There are 10,000 years of women's heartbreak in those eyes. The guy is on such top shelf dreamboat status its cuhrazy. I was just telling a friend that the ONLY thing better than Zach Galifianakis and John Hamm being in the same room together, between two ferns, would be if you could morph them into one superdude with your laptop and the prayers of a thousand vaginas. It would be just like Weird Science, except the dweebs (Gary and Wyatt) would be Elizabeth and I, and Kelly LeBrock would be John Hamm.