Congratulations Mr. President! We love you and we're proud to have you representing us. We're finally getting our country back!

We'll be cheering for you this morning, but we have just a couple of requests. I know you're busy, but after you help sort out universal healthcare, the occupation, the renewable energy investments and your insanely huge stimulus package with all those public works you've been telling us about... um, welp, do you think you can impose a mandate to physically muzzle Ann Coulter and Bill Kristol? Don't want to be a pill or anything, we're just really sick of them is all. Please think about it. Good luck today!