EEEEEEEEE!!! EEEE EEEEE EEEEEEEE!!!!

That's the sound of me peeing my bikini, having heart palps, girlscreaming, then looking in the mirror to check if I look cute.



Kanye West BLOGGED about the non-sexual LOVE OF MY LIFE Elizabeth Spiridakis, aka WHITE LIGHTNING.

KANYE'S LOVE LETTER TO ELIZABETH



Girl you can ACTUALLY die now. You're probably already dead (she enjoys dying a lot, over and over again, even more than Rachel Zoe).

Look at that punim. Minnie Mouse here can be found talking fashion and making nice the photos at T Magazine and the NY Times' The Moment blog. But its her Gossip Girl recaps on White Lightning make the world go round.

UPDATE: The beef is on D-Listed! CLICK CLICK CLICK! You DO know that Michael K is my imaginary best friend right? You do know this? If I could only have one gay it would be him. I'd even cheat on John Roberts or Mark Aguilar, my two very favorite mangays. EEEEEEE!!