Great, I'm cheesy now.

Now that I've moved to LA I have decided to soak up the "culture" by acculturating myself. Aside from the obligatory new Ed Hardy wardrobe staples, I started wearing push-up bras and D&G thongs that poke out of my low-cut stretch jeans. I work out with a trainer 5 days/wk and go to the beach almost every day. I eat food only a rabbit could subsist on, and I lost almost 20 lbs. I'm meeting MZ at Pilates right now, then going to get 'real' Mexican food with Glen in East LA.

This riveting report was brought to you by formerly corpulent butter bean, Aviva Yael.

PS- anyone know a good tit doctor in LA?