From the vaults

Two girls one cup, Halloween 2008. Oh and by the way:



This is Mark from JET. Don't judge! He's KIND OF my hero

Hey Cambodia, why don't you tell your kids n puppies combo to take a hike

Derrick Beckles from Totally 4 Teens (see below)



Put me in this muscle car and take me to Malibu circa 1985

Can we lick her?



My pet peeve: lipstick on wine glasses or coffee cups. Other pet peeves:

- A backwards roll of toilet paper. Drives me berzerk. Have to change it every time.
- When people put their napkins on their plates when they're done eating, but before the meal is done. Seriously, go to charm school you tuna casserole eating mouthbreathers.
- Rosemary twigs in food. Why would you want to bite down on nature's needles? Its 2009… infuse that mess.

No you're "not"



Seaaaad chair. No one wants to be single in Williamsburg in the dead of winter do they?

Aska peed on my foot, theenks.

Oh this? This is a picture of Ted watching a scary movie at my house and screaming like a girl. I'm not kidding. 3pm on a warm July day ps.

Paris "Fashion" Week party at the Palais du Tokyo.

This was in ThaiThai somewhere can't remember, but it was filled with hot tran ass.


This was at a place in Singapore called "The Gates of Hell" where they show you caves full of different scenarios of your death for disrespecting elders and other such sins. Don't eff this up kids. Be good or you'll rot.

Korean Bah Bah Kew in Queens

Photo by the late great Patrick O'Dell who no one has seen in years.

Ron, chillaxing notabigdealatall

My new backpiece

I eat turds on airplanes. Big deal.

Paris graf

New Orleans, birthplace of wee me.





Hi Mark, wanna eff under our friend's Christmas Tree?

Hot Chinese Food and "Oyters" are delectable in the summertime



Yes... killing we shant.

I'm p-retty into Journey dudes.



Handing Willi Ninja, House Mother of The House of Ninjas, his trophy for winning the Vogue-off from my Fashion Show. Eat shit Susan Lucci.


Vice employee photo by Tim Barber. Yes, I am. They're pink.

That thing came out of my mouth. Wanna makey with me?

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