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Dear Vice,

Did you see this piece you posted on your website? You guys proud of that? You proud of what you just posted?

Thanks for giving us a degree in We Already Knew That from the University of DOYE. I mean, vintage t-shirts Black Flag Levi's film cameras motorcycle dudes and not washing up? Really. REALLY?!? Okay thanks for the 101. You left a few crucial things off your list:

American Apparel
Urban Outfitters
Starbucks
H&M
Macs
iPods
iPhones
Michael Cera
Miranda July
Spike Jonze
Parliament Lights
American Spirits
White T-Shirts
Converse hi-Tops
Creative Scarves!
Vice Magazine
Indie Comedy
Indie Rock
Thrifting
Sushi
Skateboards

If you are between the ages of 12-17 living in New York please inquire within. We have work to do.

Aviva

* sorry to all my buds who work there! Its not personal! I love VBS sawrysawry!