1st Draft Movie Lines

Who is playing this game on Twitter? I'm obsessed. If you don't know what movies these are from you need a memo. Here are a few I made up:

"Luke, I am your Soulmate."

"Dude, where's my segway?"

"You talking to me? You talking to me or the guy behind me? Cause I don't want to be THAT guy."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some bialys and a nice Seltzer."

You guys have any?