I just made a perfect salad:

Chopped organic Butter Lettuce with Reed avocado slices, fresh dill, razor-sliced radish and Persian cucumbers with a homemade mustard vinaigrette.

Yeah, I blogged it. What did you think I was going to waste this announcement on Twitter? That shit was CRA-zy delicious.

Hey have you guys met Bobby Bottleservice?

(he kills at 2:27 prepare to die)

I'll finish blogging about the trip of the century aka 11 days in Tokyo when all my work stuff is turned in and my editor doesn't want to rip my face off. How bout that? Love you miss you kiss you diss you