I want you to read my last post about making people fall in love with you and when you're done reading it, visualize yourself being the dreamboat you've become. You're a considerate, healthy, clean, cook who tips well by now, right? Now here is your montage song and by the end, you'll be MARRIED and MAKING BABIES!!!

This is just the best fucking song fucking ever. Incessant cursing is necessary when you're in love with something.