Dear World

I just met Kevin Gillespie from Top Chef, Season Right Now. We're at the Annual Cross Family Thanksgiving Rager in Atlanta where Kevin lives and tonight we went to Holeman + Finch. We asked the staff to see if we could meet him. 2.5 hours into our giant meast (meat feast) !!BOOM!! Kevin the World's Cutest Teddy Bear Genius Food Wizard appeared and blessed us all with his bearded wisdom. Rumor has it that he will be attending our post-turkey Mafia party tomorrow. Please stay tuned. May I direct you to my Twitter feed for updates.

I literally have to go kill myself now. I just peaked.