I’m a writer, copywriter and Creative Director specializing in brand copy and content for brands, artists, and startups. I create language architecture that you can amortize and use in perpetuity to build legacy. If you need words, I will make your project sound confident and clever. If your website needs a facelift, I'm your Beverly Hills plastic surgeon for saggy copy. You can rent my brain to write, package and pitch your projects.
I write features and half-hour comedy scripts, film, TV, and commercial treatments and scripts, and comedy podcasts. I punch up dialogue for people with healthy IMDB pages and ghostwrite for directors and celebrities. If you or a loved one is a celebrity, slide into my DMs. I ghostwrite for DARK HORSE and I am a proud member of The Union Solidarity Coalition.
I wrote a BOOK that Howard Stern featured on his show.
To find out what I’ve done all these years, click HERE.
To find out what I want to do with the rest of my life, click HERE.